The Top 10 Reasons Why We REALLY Need a Plane
#10: We were reduced to watching "Born Free" on beta the other night.
#9: We'd really rather not be here for another Monday morning safety meeting. Bill's next topic: Suicide Prevention.
#8: The last candy bar, and it's left over from last winter.
#7: Jack Bauer is being held on a container ship bound for China and he desperately needs our help!
#6: Denis finished his igloo and is now looking to add a boudoir to the heavy shop.
#5: Don and Jeff are tired of zombies cluttering up their Met office asking about the weather.
#4: As much as we'd like to wait out the Bush administration fiasco hiding down here, we'd rather just go work on our tans right now.
#3: If we get any paler, the New Zealand Ministry of Health will quarantine us upon arrival.
#2: The best rumor making the rounds: we have only 8 days of fuel left.
And the #1 reason: Just get the &$%@# plane down here, damn it!
Feel free to leave your own reason in the comments below!